1>> 8:45am is too early for us to be up.

2>>>> We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.

3>> Pretty people on the plane distract us.

4>>>> We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

5>> With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

6>>>> We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

7>> We would ALL want to fly the plane.

8>>>> We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

9>> We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

10>>>> We would N0T want to commit suicide for NO ONE!!!

It's TrUe!!! We'Al KnOw iT!!!

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Comment by Iliesa Rainima on November 27, 2008 at 12:04pm
Oh vinaka Buka! you just make my Day brother....thought was gonna be a busy day at the office.....busy cava ? mosi sala na kete...............kalougata tiko.
Comment by Naibuka Tuitaru on November 27, 2008 at 1:09am
thks mereani,tamani dredre your blog..set..

1>> 8:45am is too early for us to be up -so we blame everyone in the house,koli,toa,kalavo and anything that cross the eye.

2>>>> We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.- because we all got distracted by the big Mac signs,dutyfree for momo,perfume for nei,choc for all the village kids and all the kavou we see in the depature lounge

3>> Pretty people on the plane distract us.-tamani big kakase about who all in the plane,where they going,who are they and we try and attract their attention with the big colgate smile if they look our way.

4>>>> We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.- pretending we not kaicolo for all the new stuff in the plane.

5>> With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.- ladies and gents plus the others, there is no chow on this flight because of the Fijians in the plane,they ate all the food b4 takeoff including food outlets at the airport we just left..

6>>>> We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.-nah we ever ready battery –all ready for action Rambo style & cheki(bakery samabula) chen fiji style moves so quick that the moon laughed.

7>> We would ALL want to fly the plane.-all say member of RAF-ready action force..taki..io maca..

8>>>> We would argue and start a fight in the plane.- because one of the boys has not been teve..baku tiko..yar..

9>> We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.-even eneri from suva market knew about it plus all the bara and shoe shine boys.

10>>>> We would N0T want to commit suicide for NO ONE!!!-all & everybody sa tatauvata..first timers ..sa rere..who is flying the plane boys..seti its on auto man..sega na leqa..fire tiko till no waiwai..
Comment by Mereani Rakikau on November 26, 2008 at 5:27pm
Thanx for reading dis blog everyone!!!Atlist i know there's some people out there who can recognize a Joke when they see it!!!!
Comment by Maureen on November 19, 2008 at 3:02pm
this is so true...vinaka buna...hahahaha.......!
nice one....
lols
Comment by mere suguturaga on November 19, 2008 at 10:44am
Oh!this just made my day...I was a lil stressed out yesterday ,cleaning out our office..
and isa vosoti au I laugh even more with the first comment.Dang!people pliz lighten up mada...
laughter is good for the soul.Dau kaya o tinaqu cava mosi vei iko ni dina ya!
Thank you much...
Comment by ana kete on November 18, 2008 at 12:29pm
it can be seen as a joke but being held at gunpoint with a "12""revolver is no fun experiance as a FIJI borne woman by the FIJI BATTALION BACK HOME.
Comment by Fanny C on November 17, 2008 at 8:07am
Kaikaila..!! Good one there, Marama Nite..!! You were just the person I was thinking of, after I read YV's comments. Bula yani Vola...!!
Comment by Kasanita Kamakorewa Lindell on November 17, 2008 at 7:21am
Mereani vinaka for this posting, like Fanny I appreciate a good joke and I read this one as it should be, a good joke.
Comment by Kasanita Kamakorewa Lindell on November 17, 2008 at 7:19am
Hahaaa!!! Tauvu....Gonei!!! ia, qarauna don't be too surprised to find yourselves changing your minds when you get to Rewa that it might be the men you have to abduct to LAU because it's the Rewan women you have to watch out for.........Hahaiiiiiii...... lol.
**wink**wink** ;)
Comment by KomaiVuniBee on November 14, 2008 at 10:33am
Dina saraga o iko Couz Fanny...O ratou saraga qori ratou na lai va side taki ira tikoga na Flight Attendants...ratou na guilecava na ka ratou a talai yani kina....LOL..E na bau lai yaco vei Pailate nodratou va side side.....Kaikaila..!!!

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