The Lord is my strength and my shield; my heart trusted in Him, I am helped; therefore my heart greatly rejoices, and with my song I will praise Him.
I am so spiritually motivated to start this Ministry so that I can witness into the World. We are born to this age and see what God has prepared for us. Gospel of John stated that God is spirit, love and light and through Him we have seen light at its… Continue
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
Added by Jonetani on January 27, 2009 at 6:46am —