JOB APPLICATION

I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.

I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no mallied and no childish.

My father is dead long time ago and my mother mary in Zaire country there 10 years now, no see she so nobody known to help me.

My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Nyanja teacher, Mr Phiri, teaching me is jelos of me. Me wear expenses cloth than Ngoni teacher.

I here people you want security guards to you company and I tell you I Am one of that job experience for 2 years. I shot thief dead. I want to Join the company of you and chase criminal out with me AK47.

Please consider my aplication careful and call me any time because me Have celphone. I am red for interview with you. I am very hornest and can speak
English free.

Please also greet your wife. And rememba that English is not our mother land!!

Yours in faith

Pasopa Mampara

My picture frame I look beautiful

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WHAHAHAHAHAHAA.......................ISA ME DA SA APPLY KECE YANI KINA BALETA NA ECONOMY MAI VITI ,LOLZZZ - IEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOLZZZZZZZZZZZ

SA YAWA LA NA NONA UNIFORM.......TAURASESE BALAVU KEI NA KENA BELETI,NA VANUA LA E LAI YACO KINA.....WARAI NA TOLONA ,IEDOOOOOOOOOO!!
OMG..ia jina nyte,kilaga na leqa levu qoka sa tarai keda saraga na kai Vuravura hahahahaahhaha..Sa lutu ca saraga na ECONOMY...Sega ni o Viti walega..me vaka ni sa tatara vakalevu talega vei kedatou i yasana qoka.mmmmm..lolzz...Na Uniform vinaka saraga ni qito' SURU' Wahaahahahaahahahaha oilei na jinimabu...de sulu i ra? eheheehe qai kena Beleti tale ieeedooo.... au sa apply mada kina nyte...hahahaahahahaaha..uwiiiii.
Hahaahahahahaah....yaleiiiiiiii....am trying so hard not to laugh!! Okay...au kerekere Liz & MTN...drau qai nanumi au talega ni drau sa biuta nomudrau application...hahaahahahahaa! Tinai Ju...malo!
NAITA MTN...KE O MANI APPLY KINA QAI THRU- IKO KEMUNI NA NOMUNI UNIFORM ME RAMPUS WITHOUT THE ELASTIC WAIST,PURPLE IN COLOR N YELLOW ROUND NECT T/SHIRT YA E RAWARAWA - BERA TALE NA CEGA YA.IEDOOOOOOOOOOOO

PS....NODRA UNIFORM KECE NA MARAMA ME VA KECE YA!! IEDOOOO


@MOM......MAISAWANA - NO PROBZ MUM,I WILL APPLY FOR URS TOO BUT ON ONE CONDITION.....U WILL JUST HAV TO STAY IN DA OFFICE N WAIT FOR OUR REPORT TO BASE CALL ON OUR RADIO RT's........SO U WILL BE OUR DISPATCH OFFICER...............THAT JOB SUITS U MOM.


CHEERS!!
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA SEGA NYTE,AU SA RAUJI AU VINAKA GA NA JINIMABU NI SULU I RA..ME TOTOLO TOKA NA CEGA WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA


OILEIIIIIII SA LUTU YARAYARA GA NA RUMPUS ...SECHI SINI RAWA ENA LUVA MAI NONA BELT ME NOQU ELASTIC EHEHEHEHE... KOMETE NAITA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA...NA KURO NI JI NEI TUA KOYA VAQARAI JIKO MAI SAN DIEGO SA QAI MAI LAURAI TU QOKA...I
KO SARAGA NAITA LIZ O DROTAKA MAI HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

SA RAUTA ME LUSI NA TIMI NA QITO NI RATOU CURUMI LILIWA LOLZZ...IKO KOI SA QAI UNIFORM VINAKA SARAGA NI QITO..SE VACAVA KEMUDOU NA VO NI TIMI HAHAHAAHAHAAHA..UWIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Kemudou na marama - au kila ni nanuma o Pasopa me tini mabu na nona tarausese baleta me kakua ni lekaleka na nonai cegu ena tabana ni veicemuri vata kei ira na dau butako

Na eyelets ni nona belt - ya me ciqiciqi kina na sicini ni nona AK47............
NAITA RAY....DRAU QAI LAI VEIVUKE VANA TUBERA NA NONA SICINI NI AK47 KERE2 SALA VAKABIBI...........QAI ENGLISH TALE TIKO VEI KOYA! UWIIIII - OUCHY BABE!!
MIA...................QORI NA KURONITI TOU WARAKA TIKO...ME CAKA GA NA KENA COI NI TI,NA PURINI KEI NA SIKONI - LOLZZZ.
Jirijiri.....you continue to take the words out of my mouth noqu Turaga Tau...nudge..nudge...wink..wink!
Whoweeee....da kaila mada. Oiyawee......sa qai lasa dina. Made my day.....haaree waaa. "I say ahhh.....I say I can't believe it....."
Wailei Kaila seda baci Kaila tale. This is way too funny sure made my morning. Ke sa vatuya na dina ni application sa na qai wacava na kamikamica ni Ti e lai toka ya. LOL again
Uniform saraga me lai darami vei ratou na Global Risk e Iraq, lol!! Nice one!!

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