There was this case in this hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed on Friday mornings around 9am regardless of their age, gender, medical history or medical condition.


This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural: Why did death occur at that same bed around the same time every Friday?


So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause of the deaths.



Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. The new (unknowing) patient laid there.


Some doctors held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil...and they waited.


8am, the patient was still alive...


8.30am...still breathing...


Just before the 'cursed' time, the door to the ward swung open...


Then At Exact 9.00 Am, the part-time Friday cleaner, comes in and unplugs the life support system so that she can use the vacuum cleaner!!!!

wahahahahahaha!!!!

(Ref: http://kaicolo.ning.com/profiles/blogs/talanoa-lasa-ni-valenibula)

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me raotu tu ga na vuniwai taura na electrical cord plug sara vei ..cleaner
Dua na turaga ni Kadavu qase ni vuli tiko mai Nadroga, ena dua na siga sa tukuna sara o koya vei ira na nona kalasi ni ra na vulica ena siga o ya na vei mataqali manumanu.

Qase ni vuli : Ra gone ni kua ni sa na vulica kina na vei mataqali manumanu, ia na cava oqo ra gone???
Kalasi : Na korokotaile.
Qase ni vuli : Donu, ia na cava oqo ra gone???
Kalasi : Na Elevadi
Qase ni vuli : Donu, ia na cava oqo ra gone???
Kalasi : Na ohe.
Qase ni vuli : Donu, ia na cava oqo ra gone??

Ka mani vakaraitaka sara o qase ni vuli nai taba ni sipi.

Kalasi : Saka saka saka saka!!!!!!

Laveta sara na ligana o Inoke, taroga sara o nona i tokani i yasana "I aule, na cava na manumanu ya" tukuna sara o Inoke, e hukai"
Tarogi Inoke sara o qase ni vuli " Io Inoke" kaya cake ga mai o Inoke "Sir na sipi". Se bera ni qai vaka vinakavinka yani o qase ni vuli sa vosa yani o nona i tokani ena veiqati "E hukai ni sipi na Mutton".....aule ......
hahaha.....lako sara vei BBQ....lol
hahaha..oilei..

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