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Just another threat fro those who luv to visit the site.... i just thot that maybe we can brighten up other people's day by sharing some hilarious jokes ...heres 1

Mr.Prasad comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around
his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to
have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out
for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs. Prasad receives a telephone call from FEA (FIJI
ELECTRICITY) because the electricity bill has not been paid. "Am I
speaking to Mrs. Prasad?" "Yes...... speaking"
FEA guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, baini, it's in our files!" says the FEA guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files....... HOW?????"
"Io ............ We have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"GOD!!!!!!.......... This is too much.........."
"Baini, I am sorry....... I am following orders..... I have to inform
you Are overdue"
"I know that ........ Let me talk to my husband about this tonight.
..... He will speak to your company tomorrow"
That night, she tells her husband about the telephone call, and he,
mad as a bull, he rushes to FEA office the next morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Nai gussa baiya," says the lady at the reception at FEA, "it's nothing
serious. All you have to do is pay us..."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

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