Fiji's Family Network
Just another threat fro those who luv to visit the site.... i just thot that maybe we can brighten up other people's day by sharing some hilarious jokes ...heres 1
Mr.Prasad comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around
his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to
have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out
for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs. Prasad receives a telephone call from FEA (FIJI
ELECTRICITY) because the electricity bill has not been paid. "Am I
speaking to Mrs. Prasad?" "Yes...... speaking"
FEA guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, baini, it's in our files!" says the FEA guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files....... HOW?????"
"Io ............ We have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"GOD!!!!!!.......... This is too much.........."
"Baini, I am sorry....... I am following orders..... I have to inform
you Are overdue"
"I know that ........ Let me talk to my husband about this tonight.
..... He will speak to your company tomorrow"
That night, she tells her husband about the telephone call, and he,
mad as a bull, he rushes to FEA office the next morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Nai gussa baiya," says the lady at the reception at FEA, "it's nothing
serious. All you have to do is pay us..."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
gonei tamani ogaoga tale o iratou na court clerk qori Mizzy hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....ni ratou sa raica ga ni sa tavaladelade na wig ni magistrate - sa ratou kila hahahahaaaiiiiiiiii
ISA.......this really shows the level of education our high court staff has....tsk....tsk....tsk...raica ni sa kainaki gona me caka na vuli ra qai via lai kikiso jiko!!!!
Old Boat…..have a Laugh
Tomasi and Jone are twins. Tomasi owned a dilapidated old boat that, it so happened, sank on the same day that Jone s wife died.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Tomasi and mistook him for Jone. She said: "I'm so awfully sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible!"
Tomasi, thinking that she was talking about his boat, replied:
"Hell no, in fact I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like a dead old fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her out to these four guys looking for a good time. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right in the middle."
oilei i can imagine that kindly old woman's face hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa...............waiaaauuuuuuu........sa dua na ka na calacala ni veivosaki hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa.......
Apartment for RENT
THIS IS TOO FUNNY ..... SOMETHING TO START THE DAY OFF!!!
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
the night with her for $500. They did their thing,
and, before he left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with him, but he would have his
secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling
the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event had not been
worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon,
because when I rented the place, I was under the
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that:
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large.'
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250 with the following note:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture
to fill it, please do not blame the management.
So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced
to contact your present landlady...
hahahahaha.....lai vaqarai mai 1dozen dildo furniture
lol.....SEXY JIKO V IKO
Tiko gets married and goes on his honeymoon. On his honeymoon night, he calls his father to get some tips on what to do since he had never been with a woman before.
'So what do I do first?'
His father says: 'Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed'
5 minutes later Tiko is on the phone again. 'She's naked and in bed what do I do now?'
His father can’t believe what he is hearing, 'Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her.'
After another 5 minutes Tiko is on the phone again. 'Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?'
His fathers patience is now running out so he says, 'Shit son, do I have to spell everything out to you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night !!!!
'Just when his father starts snoring, his son is on the phone again. 'OK Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?'
'Drown Yourself, you bloody idiot!'