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Just another threat fro those who luv to visit the site.... i just thot that maybe we can brighten up other people's day by sharing some hilarious jokes ...heres 1

Mr.Prasad comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around
his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to
have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out
for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs. Prasad receives a telephone call from FEA (FIJI
ELECTRICITY) because the electricity bill has not been paid. "Am I
speaking to Mrs. Prasad?" "Yes...... speaking"
FEA guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, baini, it's in our files!" says the FEA guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files....... HOW?????"
"Io ............ We have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"GOD!!!!!!.......... This is too much.........."
"Baini, I am sorry....... I am following orders..... I have to inform
you Are overdue"
"I know that ........ Let me talk to my husband about this tonight.
..... He will speak to your company tomorrow"
That night, she tells her husband about the telephone call, and he,
mad as a bull, he rushes to FEA office the next morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Nai gussa baiya," says the lady at the reception at FEA, "it's nothing
serious. All you have to do is pay us..."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

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Getting a hairdryer through customs... 

   
 A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' 
  'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 
  'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' 
  'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' 
  'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' 
  When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. 
  The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 
  'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' 
  The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 
   'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' 
  Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

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Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

“Yeah teach?” he replies.

“If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?” asks the teacher.

Matt answers “Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off.”

“No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you’re thinking.” the teacher responds.

“Well, teach, I’ve got a question for you… There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?”

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, “Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that’s sucking on the ice cream.”

Matt replies “No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking!”

hahahahahaahaha....nice one......more please

baci taleitaka saraga na story o Toso Mai......hahahahahaha...more tiko vei iko!!!....my tauuuuu!!

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lol...wara...tarava ga mai na Kanikani...lol

Sara rauta mada...lol

kama tale na canteen nei baini qori...lol

Never force children to pray !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**warning.**


At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer...


Little Boy : But i don't know how to pray


Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc...

 
Little Boy : "Dear Lord" he started "Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry&&&..
Provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.. AMEN

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