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Just another threat fro those who luv to visit the site.... i just thot that maybe we can brighten up other people's day by sharing some hilarious jokes ...heres 1

Mr.Prasad comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around
his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to
have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out
for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs. Prasad receives a telephone call from FEA (FIJI
ELECTRICITY) because the electricity bill has not been paid. "Am I
speaking to Mrs. Prasad?" "Yes...... speaking"
FEA guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, baini, it's in our files!" says the FEA guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files....... HOW?????"
"Io ............ We have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"GOD!!!!!!.......... This is too much.........."
"Baini, I am sorry....... I am following orders..... I have to inform
you Are overdue"
"I know that ........ Let me talk to my husband about this tonight.
..... He will speak to your company tomorrow"
That night, she tells her husband about the telephone call, and he,
mad as a bull, he rushes to FEA office the next morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Nai gussa baiya," says the lady at the reception at FEA, "it's nothing
serious. All you have to do is pay us..."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

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Gabriel's Horn
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun,
Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way
the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not
to look at Fr. John’s nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he
told her to do, and pray.
The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday
night bath had gone.
“Oh, sister,” said the young nun dreamily. “I’ve been saved.” “Saved?
And how did that fine thing come about?” asked the old nun. “Well,
when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and
while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where
he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.” “Did he now?” said the old
nun evenly.
Sister Magdalene continued, “And Fr. John said that if the Key to
Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I
would be assured of salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John
guided his Key to Heaven into my lock.”
“Is that a fact?” said the old nun even more evenly.
“At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the pathway to salvation
was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart
with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved.”

“That wicked old Devil!” said the old nun. “He told me it was
Gabriel’s Horn, and I’ve been blowing it for 40 years!”

hahahaah

wahahahahhahahahahahahhaha gud one

o kemuni beka na old nun....lol

 

ye,.....

>>>>> A priest offered a nun a lift..
>>>>>
>>>>> She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
>>>>>
>>>>> The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he
>>>>> stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
>>>>> The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
>>>>>
>>>>> The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand
>>>>> slide

>>>>> up her leg again.* *

>>>>> The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
>>>>>
>>>>> The priest apologized 'Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak.'
>>>>>
>>>>> Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
>>>>>

>>>>> On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.*
>>>>> *
>>>>> It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' **
>>>>>
>>>>> Moral of the story: **

>>>>> If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great

>>>>> opportunity.**

hahahahah nice one!

 

lol...i know....miss the luck tale o father!!!....ahahahaha

dina sara ga , hahahahah

 

father baci sega ni wilika nona manual ni bera ni drive....ke baci sega a dua na siga ni glory halelua vei nun...lol

wahahhahahahahha father karaik, miss ur luck tssk tssk. 

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. 

They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
 

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
 
Puff! She's gone. 

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.' 

Puff! He's gone. 

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.' 


Moral of the story:
 

Always let your boss have the first say.

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