DREDRE MADA! ~ FUNNY STORIES FROM NODA hehe:)

I've gone through the Forum Topics twice this morning, lookin for a similar thread to post hilarious stories but to no avail, unless of course i do need goggles...hahahahahaha!!!!

Feel free to post funny stories in here ~ Dua mada na kena dredre:)

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Permalink Reply by Napolioni N on March 7, 2010 at 11:05pm: lusi tale o Harry qoriiii.....

next comment sa tu qori....sa galu ga mai o mrs Harry.......attention jiko vi iko.....; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by FIVE DOLLAR on March 12, 2010 at 3:21am: Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from AEC (Ahmedabad Electric Company) because the electricity bill has
not been paid. "Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma ? "
"Yes...... speaking"
AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the AEC guy .
"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????"
"Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
"GOD !!!!!!...... ... this is too much........ .."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"
"I know that ........ let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ..... he will speak to your company tomorrow "
That night, she tells her husband about the visit,and he, mad as a bull, rushes to AEC office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at AEC, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Motoka. on April 15, 2010 at 8:39pm: hahahahahahaha........qai candle stick tale lol......; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by FIVE DOLLAR on March 12, 2010 at 3:28am: A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge."

She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.

He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?"

"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead."; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MTN...a.k.a red rose..lol on March 12, 2010 at 8:26am: Oh shoot hahahahahahahaha karaik tale na shit hihihihihihhihihi thanx five dollar, so tale maiiiii lolz....; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kiti Tui on March 22, 2010 at 10:36am: Hahahhaha, Five dollar sa yawa na joke, vinaka Courts!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by BUii on March 12, 2010 at 11:52am: wahahaha Tiffany sa yawa na combination ya Burebas via Kubuna kiyaaa gonei..lol@ for best results,put on 2 coats sa yawa na nona understanding of directions ko turaga naita...vacava ya matamudou na kai Vanualevu..wahahaha....au nanuma ke sa via lei vakamurimuri ratou na kai Vanualevu ko naita na va i sulu katakata na cila ni siga...wahahahaha...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by BUii on March 12, 2010 at 11:55am: wahahaha...romantic walk jiko vei FIVE DOLLAR...caka tale na tara da wahahahahaha; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by BUii on March 12, 2010 at 11:56am: hun Lo baci o iko sara ga na gone ya ko Neori qei bai vukica la na yaca me ko Neori...vinaka student...wahahahaha..qima qama jiko vi koko..yaaaaaa....lol....; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by BUii on March 12, 2010 at 12:02pm: lol@ Vivienne's joke rau na veitau mai Tailevu..shhh qori rau na vitau ya..tagane ni Lau kei yalewa ni Vanualevu vinaka na modify taka nai talanoa...wahahahahaha....

Sa malo tauvuz....:):):); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Vivienne Jones on May 16, 2010 at 12:59pm: whahahahahahahahahahaha.......sa malo tau; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Danz on March 16, 2010 at 8:24am: Sa qai mai vakacegu vakadua o turaga Naita ka sa dua na ka levu ni lolosi mai vei ira na wekana vakauasivi ko nona leweni vale.Sa yaco mai ki vale na yagona ena bogi ni Vakarauwai ka caka tiko na somate ena hall e Nabua,ka ra sa mai lagalaga sere tiko na matasere ni valenilotu e Nabua.Sa sogo mai na Kings Nightclub ka sa taubale tu mai vakamalua ena levu ni mateni ko Avisai na cauravou ni Naitasiri,yaco mai ki Nabua sa rogoca sara na rogo vinaka ni sere ni lotu ka sa gole sara yani kina.Vakairoiro yani e tuba sa raica sara na goneyalewa sara ga dau mateca tiko ni tiko talega ena somate,sega tale ni bera ni sa curu yani ka sa tekivu me vakasausataki ira na somate tiko.Tukuna lo sara e dua na turaga vei koya taki tiko me vatutaki na mena yagona me rawa ni moce,vica la vua na bilo sa mai qiqi yani ena kedra maliwa na matasere ka moce.Ni laki cegu ga e dua na sere sa tekivu me memela cake mai na domo ni tagi nei vuni marama ena nona lolosi "Oilei na watiqu ... ko sa mai biuti au vakadua ..... "Veigauna kece me tini e dua na sere e tagilagalaga cake mai o watina ena levu ni rarawa.Ia o Avisai e vaka me sa tadra tu o koya na rythm oya .....tini na sere .... domoni tagi ... tini na sere ... domoni tagi.Qai laki tini tale e dua na sere,se tu mai tuba ko vuni marama me laki suasua,ra qai kidacala ni sa tune cake mai ko Avisai "Oilei,oilei,oilei na kena memela ...."; ▶ Reply to This