DREDRE MADA! ~ FUNNY STORIES FROM NODA hehe:)

I've gone through the Forum Topics twice this morning, lookin for a similar thread to post hilarious stories but to no avail, unless of course i do need goggles...hahahahahaha!!!!

Feel free to post funny stories in here ~ Dua mada na kena dredre:)

Get Your Own Free Hypster.com Playlist.

▶ Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by Iliesa Rainima on February 3, 2010 at 2:09pm: Ni Bula.

Oqo dua la nai talanoa kajina baleta edua na marama ni Natuicake keitou dau vakaitikotiko vata mai Delainavesi e liu.
Na marama oqo esa lai vakawati, ko luvena kei na dua na kai papalagi.

Ia ena dua na gauna erau gade yani vaka veitinani nisa yabaki 13 na gonetagane oqo i Viti..ia na gone oqo e tubu levu tu ka levulevu me vakatautauvata kei na nona yabaki.
Dua na siga e qai bera e valenipo...kilaga na valenipo mai Viti e tu yawa tu....qai mai luvata tu na nona sapo e valenisili ka se tuga kina eso na sicini.....donuya ni gole yani o nona PU me lai sisili....lesu ga mai o nona PU sa kaya sara.....Oiauweeeeeee kau sa lomaloma ca saraga a noqu lako yani ki valenisili........
kaya sara mai e dua na makubuna e vakaevei ?............Niko kai palagi C_C_ levu moi e sitava tu a nona sulu I loma..
Kau sa takila saraga se cavava esa nanuma tu ko I Senidamanu(tinani gone) me vakania jiko vakalialia a luvena ...qao kanakana jiko vakalialia ko matanidena..e nanuma lako ni na tawa veka ? se qai yabaki 13 mada I sa sitava jiko a nona sapota...sa kuca me qai 30 sa na wateva nodratou lomanivale ai boi ni da ni sana tawa ni moqetakini koya rawa........sa dri yani........ ni o Pu dau every sentence dau curu maliwa tu kina na vosaca...lols; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Me Damu on February 3, 2010 at 10:45pm: lol qai Natuicake tale .... normal sara tuga ya

yleiiiiiiiiiiiii; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by UKoroi on February 5, 2010 at 4:19am: The other day my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill, and stuck it to his butt cheek.
Not to be undone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I am worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyones' attention is focused on me and the guys' egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do??Then the marketer in me took over!!I got out my ATM card , swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home......

Sa dri yani!!!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kasanita Kamakorewa Lindell on February 5, 2010 at 4:24am: Hahahaaaaaa...good one Una!!! yleiiii!!! LOL!!!
Only swiping, no licking!
oilei o Una!! lol; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ox™ on February 5, 2010 at 5:21am: American,Frenchman, Fijian and Indian all ontop of the Eifel Tower. American throws a load of money over the edge."y did u do that",the others ask."We have so much money in the states, i can afford to". The frenchman throws loads of bottles of champagne over the top and says"We have so much champagne that i can throw as much as i like" , The Indian guy looks at the Fijian and says"DON'T YOU F%$KIN DARE!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kasanita Kamakorewa Lindell on February 5, 2010 at 5:39am: severely limited funds qori my brother! hahaaaaaa!!!! Qai Eiffel Tower tale! lol...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by UKoroi on February 5, 2010 at 8:50am: 'There was a man who one day did not feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.

He was out in the bush when he was approached from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident but did not bother to pick it up. He ran for his life.

Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail. Curving around a tree he tripped over its root.

He looked up and the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike him when he put his hands together and prayed. "Dear Lord, please let this bear be a Christian" ...

the bear sat down on its bum and held the mans hands , closed its eyes and said "Dear Lord, thank you for the food that I am about to receive"....

Ya!!!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Wota on February 5, 2010 at 12:11pm: hahahahaha.......BAROSA!!......sa qai tau dina sara ga ikea na vosa ya
NA SONAUA!!!!hahahaha.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MTN...a.k.a red rose..lol on February 5, 2010 at 8:39pm: wahahahahahaha ka jina sara dibuna ehehehehehehehe....; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by RoSi Ni bEqA on February 5, 2010 at 10:11am: Dua na turaga dau w/end shift (operator] e na FEA mai kinoya, Dau sesevaka sara o koya ni sa dau sauma yani na fone me ra qai dau taro tale mai !! {vaqo na veitalanoa] phone ring' Hello FEA Kinoya ! sauma sara mai dua tale na turaga "hello qori na FEA Kinoya ? Kena i sau tale mai "FEA Kinoya ! sega ni taura rawa o la ya , biuta tale i ra na fone vakalailai ga se baci qiri tale, Sauma tale mai o na qase Hello FEA Kinoya ! Kena i sau tale mai "Hello qori na FEA Kinoya? " kaya tale yani o qase " FEA Kinoya ! Biuta tale ira o la a dua na fone kaya sara vei ratou na luvena me ratou raica vinaka tale mada mai na naba ni FEA Kinoya , ia na gauna qo rau sa dui katakata ruaraua ni sa vakavica na taro e caka tiko mai ni sa kaya tiko ga yani o qase FEA Kinoya taroga tale tiko mai o la ya, Ni o qase [opperator] e yaqona sivia tu , ka sa via moce tale ga! Se baci taqiri tale na fone , sa sauma tale mai o qase " Hello FEA Kinoya ! kena i sau "Hello qori na FEA Kinoya? Katakata mai na qase kaya cake mai Sega! Qo na i qaqi ni da mai Kinoya ! kena i sau mai " Oh ! vosota sara au via checktaka ga sa yaco yani na dequ se bera ? !!! Sa dri yani !! Dua mai keri !; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Napolioni N on February 5, 2010 at 7:56pm: sa dua mada na da makaraki dre-dre me guilecavi e kauwaitaki jiko qo.....e cava ??.......e jiko kina na daimani...??........wailei tutua..........me a kainaki tale ga mai kina : "io e sa yaco mai.......e ratou sa ucu-ucui tamadratou sara ga...."; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MTN...a.k.a red rose..lol on February 5, 2010 at 8:45pm: hahahahahaahhaha blurry full jina na tamata qoka hahahaahaha....oileiiiiii na bula ...lol; ▶ Reply to This