DREDRE MADA! ~ FUNNY STORIES FROM NODA hehe:)

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Permalink Reply by Tiffany on September 24, 2009 at 11:19am

This one is dedicated to all the Tauvus/Naitas from the Land of Black Snow hehe:)

BOROBORO TWO COATS!(got this from a friend this am)

E dua na turaga ni Rewa vasu i Tailevu mate i Beqa, a lesi ki Labasa me mai cakacaka e na tabana ni qaqi suka (FSC). O Turaga Naita, e vaka me dau drecala toka vakalailai.

Ena nona yaco mai, a sa mai rent sara toka ena dua na vale ni turaga Muslim e na dua ga na yasana ni tauni mai Labasa..
Raica o turaga naita qo ni roka toka vaka muslim na roka ni vale (koya me vulavula tu qai mai drokadroka tu yani na dokana). Sa mani mai nanuma sara o koya me veisautaka mada nai boro ni vale. Lako sobu o Naita, lai voli boro mai Vinod Patel ka sa mai tekivi boroboro sara.

E na yasa ni nona vale, e vakaitikotiko kina e so na kai Vanua Levu.

Ratou mata sarasara ni ratou rai yani vaka oqo i tuba qai raici naita qo ni dara tu e dua na kote ni katakata ka qai mai tu
tale i cake e dua tale na kote ni uca. Sa dua na ka na nona wabunobuno toka ena nona saga me borota vou na nona vale. Qai vaya ni kilai tani tu o Vanua Levu me o 'Babasiga'.

Taro sara o turaga ni Vanua Levu vei nona Tau mai Rewa vasu i Tailevu mate i Beqa, ".Tau, sa mai dua na style ni boroboro vou o mai vakaraitaka ena Vualiku, keimami se bera vakadua ni raica e dua me boroboro tiko qai mai daramaka toka e rua na kote lelevu vakaoqori"

Sauma ga yani o turaga naita ka vaka:

" Qori gona na levu ni nomudou lialia na kai Vanua Levu, sega ni dou wilika na ka e volai toka ena kava ni boro ...



“FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!!!"


.....................sa dri yani

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Permalink Reply by Fanny C on September 24, 2009 at 11:26am

Hahahahaha, Qori sara, ra leqa tiko beka o ira na Tauvu mai na Vualiku..!! kaikaila..!! Wini ga o kedatou Tiff.. Dua na 'lethal combination" e toka vei wekadaru ya...whahahahaha...More pliz..!!

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Permalink Reply by MTN...a.k.a red rose..lol on September 24, 2009 at 11:53am

wahahahaahahaha isaaaa drau sa na baci misi ni curu mai oiraaa hahahahahaha vinaka Cuzz, nai talanoa..totoka ga nida veisamei toka na Tauvu kei na Naita ...Galfren dua mai keri hahahaha...Ok catch you both later.se lunch mada lol

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Permalink Reply by Lo on September 24, 2009 at 11:57am

mmm..kemudrau Qoka...Tiff kei Tau Fanny...awa dua mada noqu kani QIMA QAMA MAI NAIRAI........EH????


RA VULI TIKO NA GONE KALASI 2 NI DUA NA KORO MAI LOMAIVITI , KA YACANI
NODRA QASENIVULI YABAKI 40 KO MASTER ILIMELEKI,KA DUA VEI IRA NA JABENI
NI GUNUGUNU YAQONA

A MACA NA YAQONA ENA 4.OOAM ENA BOGI O MASTER, KA A VIA MOCE DINA
ENAMUDRENI CAGI, NI VOLA SPELLING TIKO ENA PAPALOALOA.

SA TUKUNA SARA O MASTER;

RAGONE SOGO KECE NAI VOLA - ME DA VAKARAU QIMA QAMA!

DUA NA GONE MATA WAQAWAQA, LAWAKI CA, DAUVEIDABUI KA YACANA O NEORI

E DABE SARA TOKA MAI MURI,KA DAU VAKAVULICI

IRA VAKACA NA GONE... ( KANI DAU BASA NA BOKOLA)

A TUKUNA SARA O MASTER ILIMELEKI ; NEORI TUCAKE MO SA NA TEKIVUTAKA


NEORI : QIMA


KALASI : QAMA


NEORI : TUKUTUKU LAMATA


KALASI : NACAVA


NEORI : DRAMIDRAMILAKA, DRAMIDRAMILAKA,QAI VACOBARA


KALASI : RA DREDRE SOSOKIKI


MASTER ILIMELEKI: NEORI! OVIA KANAKUITA, COME ON TUKUNA!


NEORI : WANI CULACULA SAKA


MASTER ILIMELEKI : DUA TALE TAGANE


NEORI :QIMA


KALASI : QAMA


NEORI : TUKUTUKU LAMATA


KALASI : NA CAVA


NEORI : LUVATA SOBU QAI VUTIVUTIYA TU


KALASI: VEIDREDREVAKI KARA HI 5!


MASTER ILIMELEKI: HEY NI GALU! NEORI O VIA WERE BULA I TUBA, TUKUNA!


NEORI : NA SILA SAKA


MASTER ILIMELEKI : KENAI OTIOTI,SA VOLEKA NA TOLU,ME KA VINAKA

DUADUA!


NEORI : QIMA


MASTER ILIMELEKI: QAMA, VAKATOTOLO!


NEORI: TUKUTUKU LAMATA


KALASI :NA CAVA


NEORI : LUVATA SOBU, E VAKARUBURUBU ,DRAVUKASI, QAI MAPE NI KINGS ROAD


KALASI: VEIDREDREVAKI LULULU KARA HUG!


MASTER ILIMELEKI: BOKOLA! HEY O CEI OYA NEORI?


NEORI : TABUSAKA YANI - NOMUNI SONA SAKA


MASTER ILIMELEKI : BOKOLA,

LUVENI QAI YARAYARA SE DOONG SAAG O IKO, TUBA KANA CO GADROGADRO!


KALASI : SA RA MAI VEIDREDREVAKI TU YANI ME YACOVA NA SUKA NI VULI



SA DRI YANI........................................................

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Permalink Reply by Tiffany on September 24, 2009 at 12:13pm

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OILEI TOVATA LO NA QIMA QAMA KAILA!!!

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Permalink Reply by Fanny C on September 24, 2009 at 1:37pm

Hahahahahaha Qori Tiff, e dua la na gone warulaki mai nodratou...waikau...!!

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Permalink Reply by Wota on September 24, 2009 at 12:46pm

hahahahahaha............vaka e kida tiko o master Ilimeleki......

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Permalink Reply by MTN...a.k.a red rose..lol on September 24, 2009 at 1:01pm

Tamani kida rau,hahahahaahahaha vai vei me dua mai keri dibuna kailaaaaaa.Vinaka Tau Lo, me dua tale lol

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Permalink Reply by Me Damu on October 28, 2009 at 6:54pm

kona kenai otioti ya ..... sini soro kidikidi qai lala........kaila !!!!! ............

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Permalink Reply by Ox™ on September 25, 2009 at 8:49am

vinaka Master Lo !

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Permalink Reply by Lo on September 25, 2009 at 4:33pm

HAHAHAHAHHA...OILEI..WARULAKI QORI O TAU FANNY...hahahahhaa,..Bula OX!!..dede o baci yali jiko.....

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Permalink Reply by Ako on September 25, 2009 at 4:37pm

Set saraga qori Neori!!! yaga vei master na mataqali qima qama qori lols

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